Commission Sheet
May 29 2021 Update: Commissions are currently CLOSED so I can catch up with them. They will open once I have completed my current commission list. My list has also been updated, including new fandoms, removing old fandoms, and new guidelines around the length of fics I’ll write.
Thanks! xx
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Hi friends! I’ve been pretty busy with real-life stuff and school. But I am still working (slowly but surely) on commissions. I decided to create a commission sheet on Google Slides that would work better than just a Tumblr post. This way it can be updated quickly and people can see the updates without having to go through 10 million posts.
It also includes my current waitlist and which stories I am currently working on. This will replace my old pinned post.
Thanks to everyone who has commissioned me in the past and I look forward to working on the stories in my queue!
View my commission sheet here
overthinkinglotr:
I think the reason so many LOTR ripoffs fail is because they make their Aragorn analogue the main character, when the entire point of Aragorn is that he’s “the person the villains think is the main character, but is Not.”
Aragorn seems like a traditional King Arthur style hero— he has huge Main Character Energy because he’s supported by destiny, by bloodline, by all these magic artifacts and prophecies, and etc etc. Frodo and Sam are Just Some Guys. Aragorn recognizes that Sauron understandably thinks he’s the main hero of this story ….and he pretends to believe it too, spending the entire series using himself as a diversion to prevent Sauron from seeing Frodo and Sam.
Aragorn’s whole thing is that knows he seems like the Main Hero of this legend to people who don’t know better —- but he also knows that he isn’t, and that his role is just to keep Sauron’s eye on him in order to protect the people around him.
And it works! Sauron is so fixated on defeating his Legendary Destined Archenemy with Extreme Main Character Energy that he completely overlooks the two ordinary little guys who were the real threat to him all along.
ddesole:
Jesus went into the cave, and he arose three days days later. But I’m not going to lock myself in the cave for three days before this wedding ceremony. No, no, no, no. I plan on beating his record by two full weeks!
Arrested Development 4.07 “Colony Collapse”
sagitariusrising:
And again. Secret Invasion has interrupted my Midnight Mass/The Outsider AU. But it’s still cooking.
jurijurijurious:
“A wise man would be careful not to put himself in the way of harm.”
“And how would a wise man do that?”
“He would, as I said, change allegiance.”
“Allegiance?”
“There are but two choices. He would get into bed with either Spain or France.”
“And whose bed would you prefer?”
Sir Francis Walsingham (Geoffrey Rush) in “Elizabeth” (1998), dir. Shekhar Kapur
…Those bedroom eyes. Save me.
starpros-sunshine:
“I can fix him” this “I can make him worse” that Pathetic. I can love him so much that it changes the course of the entire narrative.
reblog if your name isn’t Amanda.
computationalcalculator:
llsilvertail:
yiffmaster:
iceslushii:
pastassassins:
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
this has almost 11 million notes what is this
I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????
oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left
For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.
This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.
This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post
thestuffedalligator:
thestuffedalligator:
In my experience, horror fans are by and large lovely people with a very healthy relationship to their genre of choice, but sometimes they fuck up and say something that in their ears sounds very affirmative of the movie of discussion and to everyone else sounds like the most sinister shit.
I mean the line that I think of first is “A kid dies in this movie.”
Which I suspect to horror fans is shorthand for “The director of this movie subverts horror tropes (wherein kids are usually immune to the monster/slasher/source of terror) to make something that is deliberately shocking. Seeing a child character die in this story is not a happy thing or a good thing, but for a horror story emphasizes that nobody is immune to the source of the terror, which makes the horror more serious and scarier.”
And to everybody else just sounds like “Oh this movie’s great! A kid dies in it!”
stuckinthedeadlights:
Alice from the Resident Evil movies wallpapers
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